Blender Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am][B][Bb][Am][C][Am][C][Am]
[D][Bb][Am][C][Am][Bm]
[Bb][Am]

[Verse 1]
My [Am]ladies,
please come closer, my name is [D]Random Tox.
I [Bb]have the great honor and pleasure
to [Dm]present [Am]to you Turnex
The son of Durex,
[C]the[Am] blender for the nex[D]t milennium.
This is a revolu[Dm]tion for
your [Am]kitchen.
Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, [D]blueberry, raspberry,
cherries and [Dm]peaches in a fraction of [Am]a second!
Turnex, the son of Durex
The only blender which can be turned into the most

[Interlude 1]
powerful vacuum cleaner!
[Am]
Blenders for sale And [Bb]I am selling

[Verse 2]
[Dm]
[Am]to girls
They always know who I am, what I do
She gave me no wink
Just a smile of her hips
And a sip of my glass

[Verse 3]
And let's go
[Am]
She looked in my eyes
No need for this ride
She's a queen
She's Christine

[Interlude 2]
I'm her slave
[Am][B][Am][Dm]
[Am]
[Bb][Am]
[Bb]
[Am][Bb]
[Am]
[Dm][Am]
[C][Dm][C]
[Am]With a smile

[Verse 4]
of her hips
She was changing my life
We are heading downtown in her car
[Dm]Her ride is too [Am]smooth
No line (light?) for a stop

[Verse 5]
My blenders are flying too far
[Am]
She looked in my eyes
No mate (not made) for this ride
She's Christine
She's sixteen
I'm her slave

[Verse 6]
She is [Am]calling me Jake
She keeps me awake

[Outro 1]
Oh boy I was ready to go
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[Am][Dm][Am]
[A][Am]
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