Billericay Dickie Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Hey, good evening, [D]I'm from
Essex.
In case you couldn't tell.
My given name is
Dickie.
I come from
Billericay!
And I'm [Bm]doing!
I [D]had a [G]love affair with
Reena
In the [D]back of my
Cortina
We [C]seasoned up heina
[D]Could not[G] be more obscena
She [Bm]took me to the cleaners,
and [E]other misdemeanors
But I [Bm]got fired up between her,
from her, [D]the right beaner
[A]New [Bm]horse,
Joyce and
Vicky
With [E]candy flosses [Bm]sticky
[E]I'm not[Bm] a bloody
Vicky
I'm
Billericky
Dicky, and I'm [A]doing[Bm]
[D]I b[G]ought a lot of brandy
when I [D]was calling
Sandy
Took eight to make a randy,
and [G]all I had was
Shandy
[Bm]Another thing with
Sandy, what [E]often came in handy
Was [Bm]passing her a
Mandy, she didn't [B]like [D]the
Mandy
[A]You [Bm]can ask
Joyce [F#aug]and
[Bm]Bingy
If I [E]ever showed her tricky
I'm [Bm]not a flippy flicky, I'm
Bill a ricky dicky and I'm
[A]doing very [Bm]well[D]
I'd [G]rendezvous with
Janet, quite [D]near the island plenny
She [C]looked more like a [D]ganny,
she [G]wasn't half a prenny
Her [Bm]mother joined a banny,
her [E]father helped me plenny
And [Bm]when I captured
Janet, she [D]bruised her pommy wedge
[A]You [Bm]ask
Joyce [F#aug]and
[Bm]Vicky
[F#aug]Who's the[E]ir favourite
Vicky
[Bm]I'm not a fucking dicky I'm
Bill a rinky dinky and I [A]do very [D]well
You should [G]never hold a candle
If you don't know where he's been
The jackpot is in the handle
On a [A]normal fruit [D]machine[Bm]
[D]So [Bm]you ask
Joyce [F#aug]and
Vicky
[Bm]If I[F#aug] ever show t[E]ime tricking
[Bm]I'm [Em]not a[E] bl[Bm]eedin' picky[G] I f[Bm]eel
a ricky -dicky [G]and I'm [A]doing very [D]well
Oh [Bm]golly, oh gosh,
[F#aug]come and lie on [Bm]the couch
With a [E]nice bit of posh from
Barnarmor
Crouch
I'm [Bm]not a bloody thicky, I'm
Bill o 'Ricky
Dicky
And [A]I ain't a s[D]louch
So [Bm]you ask
Joyce and
Mickey
About
[E]Bill o 'Ricky
Dicky
[Bm]I'm not a bloody dicky, I'm
Bill
O 'Ricky
Dicky
And I'm doing [A]very well!

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