Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
Do [D]people have a tendency
to dump on you?
Does your group have more
cavities than [C]theirs?
Do [D]all the hippies seem to
get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when
others sleep in [C]pairs?
Well there's [Bb]no need to complain
[A]We'll eliminate your pain
We can [G]neutralize your brain
You'll feel [A]just fine
Now
Buy a [G]big [F]bright [C]green pleasure machine!
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[Verse 2]
Do figures of authority
just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a [C]drag?
Did your [D]boss just mention that
you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive [C]bag?
Are you [Bb]worried and distressed?
Can't [A]seem to get no rest?
Put our [G]product to the test
You'll feel [A]just fine
Now
Buy a [G]big [F]bright [C]green

[Verse 3]
pleasure machine!
[A]
You'd better hurry up and [G]order one
Our [Em]lim [E]ited supply is very near[A]ly gone

[Verse 4]
Do you [D]nervously await the
blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce
higher than a rubber [C]ball?
Are [D]you worried 'cause your
girlfriend's just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it [C]all?
We can [Bb]end your daily strife
At [A]a reasonable price
You've seen it [G]advertised in Life
You'll feel [A]just fine
Now
Buy a [G]big [F]bright green [C]pleasure machine!

[Outro 1]
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