Big And Friendly Waiter John Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
When there [G]ain't no
end to the money you spend,
I'm your [C]friendly waiter John.
It [D]ain't my job to listen to you sob,
but money, he -he, turns me [G]on.
You can sit right here and drink your beer
While you won[C]der where
your woman's gone
And if your [D]tips are high,
there ain't a nicer guy
Than Big and Friendly Waiter [G]John
There ain't another man
that can understand
Like Big and [C]Friendly Waiter John
I'm [D]known to be a man of sympathy,
least up until your money's [G]gone.
So drink away all your cares and pay,
and for[C]get about your runaway blonde.
[D]Lean on the bar and have a big cigar
with big and friendly waiter [G]John.
When you fall apart with a broken heart,
Come to [C]Friendly Waiter John.
He'll [D]pour your beer for
you and lend an ear
And a shoulder to cry [G]upon.
He'll dry your eyes for
you and sympathize
Till [C]all your troubles are gone.
So [D]pull out your dough
and let the big tips flow
To Big and Friendly Waiter [G]John
Now everything has a price,
even sound advice
From Big and [C]Friendly Waiter John
When [D]I serve booze I
kinda pick up news
About lots of things that's
been goin' [G]on
Might even be you could find out from me
Who [C]stole your sweetie Vaughn
But for [D]news to flash
you gotta drop the cash
To big and friendly Waiter [G]John
Yeah, that's a good ol' sot
And thanks a lot
from your [C]friendly Waiter John.
Here's [D]enough to grab yourself a taxi cab
but the rest of your money's [G]gone.
You spent your load,
now hit the road toad
and [C]stop all this carrying on.
You [D]lost your gal like all your money,
pal,
to your big and friendly Waiter [G]John.