Better Stories Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][A]
[Dm][C][D][A]
[Dm]
[D]If

[Verse 1]
you never hit a cow at 3 a.m.
In [A]a borrowed Oldsmobile
Played cards all night in the county jail
With the one arm man [D]name Phil

[Verse 2]
If you [G]never counted [D]ball off
the fifth floor rail
And do a [A]bull at the [Bm]Holiday Inn
'Cause it was [G]Panama [D]City,
you were drunk and she was pretty
[A]The paramedics gave you a prefect ten

[Verse 3]
And [D]when we're old
and rocking on the porch
Re- living [A]all our glory
You might have a few less scars
But I'll have better [D]stories

[Verse 4]
If [D]you never been bitten by
a snake in a church
While you sang [A]"Amazing Grace"
If you never had to bribe
a border guard
To overlook that one [D]suitcase

[Verse 5]
If you [G]never hustle [D]pool in a biker bar
And had [A]an eight [Bm]ball break your nose
Then [G]hit the first [D]Harley with
the front of your truck
Just to [A]watch them all fall
like domin[C]oes

[Verse 6]
[D]When we're old and rocking
on the porch
Re- living [A]all our glory
You might have a few less scars
But I'll have better stor[D]ies
[A][D]

[Verse 7]
If you [G]never been banned from a [D]Taco Bell
If you [G]didn't fry your nest's [D]egg
If you [G]never had a doctor
say [D]"what the hell?"
As a [E]little mad nurse climbed
[A]out of your bed
[D]When we're old and rocking

[Verse 8]
[D]
on the porch
Re- living [A]all our glory
You might have a few less scars
But I'll have better [D]stories
[Bm]You [A]might have both brain

[Verse 9]
cells left
But I'll have better stor[D]ies[A]

[Verse 10]
I don't even know [A]where half
these scars came from
Somebody remember[D]s though I can't,
do you?
I know this one right here was
from that jump across that car
[A]On that bicycle, you dared me,
I did [D]it[G][D]
[A]Girls do love scars

[Outro 1]
[A][D][A]
[Am][D]