Beauty Is in the Eyes of the Beerholder Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Don't piss down my [Bm]back then tell me it is raining.

[Interlude 1]
[Bm][A]
[Bbdim][F#][Bm][D][F#m][D][A][Asus4][A]
[Bm]

[Verse 2]
You just [Bm]had to walk in before
I kicked the table beneath my feet.
If I can't have any friends I thought
why not hang from the ceiling.
Just because [A]I ordered, doesn't

[Verse 3]
[G]
mean I can't look at the [D]menu.
Not that there's any other fish in this sea I'd rather
have on my plate [G]than you.
Just because I FUCKING ordered,
doesn't mean I can't look at the [D]menu.
Not that there's any other fish in this

[Interlude 2]
sea.
[Esus4][Bm][A][G][A][Bm]

[Verse 4]
Don't drink and [Bm]park,
[A]accidents in cars cause [D]population.
Fuck "more [A]the merrier" [C#dim]there's only
[A]one[D] person I nee[C]d to fee[Bm]l this sensation.

[Verse 5]
If [Bm]you need directions you can take the
road that's [C#m]down m[Bm]y sleeve,
This time I'm taking you with me, but the cuffs
are you; so good luck [Bb]trying [A]to [Bm]leave!

[Verse 6]
I hope one day [A]I can c[Bm]ross your ocean,
without feeling the puncture of your teeth.
Believe me I'd [F#]rather [Bm]drown myself,
than knowing you have the power [D]to pull me beneath.

[Verse 7]
There's so much [D]oxygen that [Bm]I
forgot [A]to [Bm]brea[F#m]the?
You're only making things [A]worse, [D]you[Bm]'re [A]only[Bm] mak[F#m]ing things
worse [A](I find my self running backwards [Bm]every [C#m]time).[Bm](x2)

[Verse 8]
Fuck that I [Bm]changed my fucking
[D]min[C#m]d[Bm][Bm]
Jesus loves you [D]so I won't
[C#m]have t[Bm]o.(x2)
I [Bm]hope you

[Verse 9]
sleep softly [D]with [Bm]this[Bm]
[Bm]pillow pressed [D]against your[C#m]face.(x2)