Beauty Contest Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am][F][Am][C][Am][F][Am][C][Am][F][Am][C][Am][F]
[Am][C][G]

[Verse 1]
[Am]Damsel in dis[F]tress [E]is [C]quite submissive
[Am]Look [F]how somber [E]my van[C]ity is[G]
[C]A fem[Am]inine hum[F]an [Am]creat[C]ure
Su[Am]perfi[F]cial, [Am]seducin[C]g detour[G]

[Verse 2]
I'm [Am]going to the [F]mall [Am]for
the [C]cookie cutter
[Em]The ugly[Am] duckling[F]
[E]will alw[C]ays suffer[G]
Con[Am]taminated [F]standards,
I [C]try to fight it
[Am]I better [F]get [E]back [C]on my diet
[G]Ob

[Verse 3]
[Am]sessed with the [G]beauty [Am]con test
[G]Bea[Am]uty con[G]test
[Am]How'[G]d my vanity [C]get[Bm]
such a [C]mess?[Bm]
[Am]Beauty [G]contest
[Am]I'm [G]obse[C]ssed[E][Am]
[C][Am][F][Am]

[Verse 4]
[C][G]
Re[Am]duce my[F]self,
I got the [C]strict restrictions
Not [Am]sexy [F]enough without
the [C]regula[G]tions
[Em]A melt[Am]ing point coun[F]t
[Em]down the [C]fading features
[Am]Born to blos[F]som [E]and blo[C]om to perish[G]
[Am]Obsessed

[Verse 5]
with the [G]beauty con[Am]test[G]
[Am]Beauty [G]contes[Am]t
[G]Oh, I've got[C] to [Am]get out[Bm]
of this [C]mess[Bm]
[Am]Beauty [G]contes[Am]t[G]
[C]I'm [E]obses[F]sed

[Verse 6]
And [C]I've [E]fal[A]len,
[Am]I can't help[F] myself
I'm feeling [F#m]envious of [F]all the rest
You're [Am]bring[A]ing out the [Am]lem [F]ming in me
A [F#m]victim of the [F]cattle call [Am]disease
Not [G]easy [Am]to be[D][G][Am]
me
[Bm][G][Am][Bm][G][Am]

[Verse 7]
[Bm]I[Am][G][Am][C][Am][G][Am][C][Am][Bm][G]
[C]fee[G]l s[Am]woll[E]en[C][Am][C][Am][E]
[G]
[Bm]Obsess[Am]ed with the beau[G]ty con t[Am]est
[G]Bea[Am]uty con[G]test[Am]
[G]How'd my [C]van[Am]ity
[Bm]get such a m[C]ess?[Bm]
Ob[Am]sessed with the [G]beauty con[Am]test[G]

[Verse 8]
Ob[Am]sessed with the [G]beauty
con[Am]test[G]
[Am]Beauty [G]contest
[Am]I've[G] got t[C]o get out [Bm]of this mess[C][Bm]
Ob[Am]sessed with the [G]beauty con[Am]test[G]

[Verse 9]
Ob[Am]sessed with the [G]beauty [Am]con test
[G]Bea[Am]uty con[G]test
[Am]How'd my v[G]anit[C]y get[Bm]
such a [C]mess?[Bm]
[Am]Caught up in the [G]beauty con[Am]test
Caught up in the [G]beauty con[Am]test[G]
[Am]Caught up in the [G]beauty con[Am]test[G]
Caught [C]up [Am]in the b[Bm]eauty
con[C]test[Am][Bm]
[Am]Caught up in the [G]beauty con[Am]test

[Verse 10]
And I [Am]feel [G]swollen[Am][G][Am]
How'd [G]my [C]vanity [G]get [Bm]such a [C]mess?[Am]
My vanity's a mess