Be Cool Chords

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[Intro 1]
[Am]

[Verse 1]
When [Am]I ponder lovely ladies
Slipping sweetly down to Hades
Hun[C]g and draped with glittering booty
Am I distant, cold and snooty?
[Am]Though I know the
price their pearls are,
Am I holier than the girls are?
[C]Though they're lelish with their yeses,
Do I point and shake my tresses?
[Bb]No, I'm filled with awe and [Ab]wonder,
[Bb]I review my every plunde[Ab]r!
Plunder! Plunder!
[Am]Do I have the skill to teaser
Guy Ferreira, Spano, Sweezer?
I [C]can't even get me taxes
Off to Sidney's, Yates and Maxey's
Do [Am]the pretty things I utter
To the kings of eggs and butter
[C]Gave me pearls as big
[Cm]as boulder[C]s
Flattering, clanking round my shoulders
[Bb]Advertising, thus, their bold [G#]words
[Bb]Know, my dear,
mine come from [G#]Wal -Mart
Wal -Mart, Wal [Am]-Mart[C][Am][C]
[Am]Does my smile across the table
Win a cloak of Russian sable?
[C]Baby, no, I'd have to kill a man
to get a near chinchilla
[Am]Men that come on for conventions
Show me brotherly attentions
[C]Though my smile be fond of melting
Do they ever start on melting?
[Bb]With the gifts they give to [Ab]others
[Gm]No, [Bb]they tell me I'm their m[Ab]other's
[Am]Do the baby pictures treat me?
Say they want the wife to meet me?
[C]Gladly I'd be led to slaughter
Where the almond flows like water
[Am]Where the gay white gloat are lighted
But I've never been invited
[Bb]So my summary in f[Ab]act is
[Gm]What an [Bb]awful [Dm]flop [Bb]my ac[Ab]t is