Batty Boyz Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
If you're [Am]waiting for a parade,
there ain't none
Sharpen up your spirit of adventure,
the fabulous gay way
Hey, what's the big idea? (Yeah!)
[F]I have no i[Am]deas, in fact,
I'm quite bewildered
[C]Now don't get gay [F]with [Ebm]me
(Gay? Sir, [F]I'm far [Am]from gay)
Now listen and keep [F]your shirt [C]on
[Ebm]Grown men in a rubber suit,
runnin' around [C]with a young [Am]boy (homo)

[Verse 2]
Oh shoot, get a load [Am]of that fruit
In thigh- high boots,
[B]red tighty- whities and blue cat [C]suit[Ebm]
(Holy homos!) Even the
rats know it's tacky
"You ever see me [Am]slippin' like [Cb]that bitch,
just smack me"
[Am]Posin', chest and legs ope[Ebm]n,
[Am]couldn't stand worse
All was missin' was a bandana
and [Bb]a man purse
[Ebm]Cryin', [Eb]dyin',
laughin' [C]'til [Ebm]glands [C]burst
Faster than a speeding glass,
bleeding- ass ran [Am]first
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
Under [Dm]the [Am]cape the back
of the S say baby [C]girl
The things some [Bb]people'll do for [Cb]fame
[C]It's an herb, it's a lame, it's,
[Cb]a Go[Am]ddamn shame
Villain willing when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero
and hold the meat[Bb]balls
[C]Worthy title,
[Bb]lock it with pock[C]ets on [Ebm]empty[C]
He work [Bb]harder [F]than [C]a steam engine
like John [Cb]Henry[Am]
Turn dirt [F]to dol[Dm]lars [Am]like Don Henley
Ugly and [Dm]still get hollers like Ron [Bb]Jeremy
At least monetar[C]ily, terribly
MC's need therapy,
it's [Am]like a fairy spree
Hit him with a kryptonite brick
(Kryptonite)
Children come and prick his dead
body with a [F]stick[Bb]
Wrote this lyric from in
the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around
[C]the head [Cb]of my[Ebm]

[Verse 3]
How much money you got?
I ain't got but four dollars on me
[Cb]Damn
Anyway I don't got this whole [Ebm]- for ya
Shit, you must be some kind of faggot, [Eb]man
[B]My partner, a faggot,
why don't you come on out here, man?
Man, what the [Am]hell?
Bic, now [Dm]can I get my [Am]pen back

[Verse 4]
Got no enemy, got [Ebm]no fri[F]end, bla[Dm]ck
[C]With the Green Goblin got
the Batcave robbed
Bust in Bat[Ebm]man's [C]head bobbin',
slob[F]bin' Robin's [Am]knob
[Dm]Y'all [Am]already got [Dm]your
belts on the floor so
[Am]Kick them shits over here
and click off [F]the porno[Bb]
[C]Alfre[Am]d come home,
and found [C]them both naked
Handcuffed to each [Ebm]other just
as [Bb]he had suspecte[Dm]d
[Am]Red and chrome Bat[Bb]mobile,
wheelin' and [C]dealin'[Am]
Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes
for real [Bb]for s[C]quealin'
Psst! The [B]lo- lo on a seal skin blazer
[C]It's just a little [Ebm]graze from
a razor- [B]thin [Ebm]laser[B]
Amazed [Ebm]at all the[Eb]se so-
[C]called [Eb]wannabe playe[Cb]rs
[Eb]Showin' off they[Dm] titballs to all
[Eb]the free- [C]gay[B]ers
[Ebm]It's like a [B]leo[Dm]tard [Cb]fest
[C]How it got started is [Cb]any[Am]
retard's guess
Regardless, that's they choice,
no hate debate
Becomes a problem when they
try an attempt to go straight
[F]And r[C]aise the monster rate
in the whole popula[Ebm]tion
[Cb]It's start[C]ing to a[Cb]ffect t[C]he
super pimpin' occupation
[Am]Now who's the hater?
Headline the newspaper
Fate of a [Dm]fake you out caped [Am]cru s[F]ader
[C]Tied to the tracks,
make a damn tram derail
Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e- mail
The [Am]man with n[Dm]o beard is more
weirder [Am]than a she- male
Sucker got bagged on a
Temazepam street [F]sale[C]
Told on one of ours, set it up, yeah, doubt
Did it like the dirty drawls,
wet 'em [Am]up and air it ou[Ebm]t

[Verse 5]
[Ebm]
You got [B]any money? (What?)
Listen, you got any money?
Man, you goin' crazy? What
[Ebm]the hell for?
Four dollars only, [B]damn
Batman's gay (batty boys)
[Am]