baby chords and lyrics - STEPHEN LYNCH

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[Intro 1]
[G]
My [Am]lady gives [D]birth today,

[Verse 1]
[G]
I [Am]run to her r[D]oom [G]right away,
She [Am]smiles with [D]glee then
[Em]hands her to [C]me,
I look at my newborn an[D]d say
[G]Damn that's an

[Verse 2]
[Am]ugly [D]baby!
[G]Damn that's an [Am]ugly-ass baby!
[D]baby!
I'm [Am]feeling quite con[D]cerned,
My [Am]semen must have [D]turned,
[C]Damn that's [D]an [G]ugly baby

[Verse 3]
[Am]
[D]This [G]is just what I feared,
[Am]Her [D]head i[G]s mishappen and weird,
She's [Am]skinny like a [D]twig,
At [Esus4]least her nut[Em]s are big[C],
But her hair color doesn't
[D]match her beard

[Verse 4]
[G]Damn that's [Am]an ugly [D]baby!
God[G]damn that's an [Am]ugly-ass baby!
[D]baby!
I give the doc a [Am]smack and [D]say,
Can't you [Am]stuff [D]her back in,
[C]Damn that's an [D]ugly baby
[G]

[Verse 5]
[Am]
And when she smiles I find,
[G]Shea mcg[D]owan comes to [Am]mind,
It makes me want to cry,
[G]When I look into her[D] good eye,[Am]
I always wanted kids,
[G]Is it wrong to hop[D]e for[Am] SIDS?

[Verse 6]
Then the doctor calls me [G]in,
Mr. lynch, she [D]has a twin...

[Verse 7]
[G]Damn that's a [Am]good lookin [D]baby!
One for [G]two on the [Am]good lookin ba[D]bies,
I al[Am]most start [D]to weep,
Now [Am]this one [D]we can keep,
Cause [C]that was an [D]ugly ass [G]baby
Damn that's an [Am]ugly baby,

[Verse 8]
[D]
[G]Damn that's [Am]an ugly [D]ass baby
[G]Damn that's [Am]an ugly [D]baby
[G]Damn that's [Am]an ugly baby

[Verse 9]
[D](I said damn damn damn!
I wanna throw that shit in the dumpster)
Well she's [G]got one good [Am]tooth
and one [D]ear and one eye,
And thank [G]god just [Am]one nose
but its [D]on her left thigh,
The thought of changing
her [G]di aper each day,
Or powdering her [Am]ass[D]
[G]with that tail in the [Am]way,
I [D]think [G]I could get a g[Am]ood
[D]price on ebay

[Verse 10]
I don't [G]want any [Am]ugly [D]baby,
I said [G]damn that's an [Am]ugly [D]baby,
[G]Damn that's an [Am]ugly [D]baby