attitude adjustment Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
Now I met [D]an old friend
In the bar the other night
And he [G]got a little drunk
And he wanted to fight
And he [E]jumped up
And challenged every man in [A]the room
And [D]just about the time
he got the words out
An 'ol [G]boy jumped up
and closed his mouth
And [A]used his head for a mop
And his butt [D]for a broom

[Verse 2]
[A]
It was [D]an attitude adjust[B]ment
I guess [E]it was [A]his first [D]time[A]
[D]An attitude adjustmen[B]t
Now he [E]understands just [A]fine
He got [D]bent out of shape
And he opened his mouth
And [G]just one appointment
Straightened him [A]right out
It was [D]an attitude adjust[B]ment
Oh [E]It'll work [A]every time
[D]

[Verse 3]
Well I've got this big 'ol brother-in-law
And And And [G]me and him just
never did get along
[D]Because [E]he wants to make sure
I'm treating his sister [A]right
He got [D]drunk one night
And started beating me up
And I went [G]and got a tire tool
Out of my truck
And [A]laid him out as cold as a block of ice
[D]

[Verse 4]
[A]
It was [D]an attitude adjust[B]ment
And [E]it will work [A]every [D]time
An attitude adjust[B]ment
I [E]made him see the [A]light
And [D]he says I'm his kind of man
And he [G]comes around with
his hat in his hand
[D]It was an attitude adjust[B]ment
I cured [E]all his [A]family pride
[D]

[Verse 5]
[D]Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
I [G]said darlin' that was
you're first mistake
[E]Then she went wild and
her eyes turned [A]red
She started [D]breaking
everything
And screaming loud
And [G]kickin' me and cussin' me out
And [A]I gave her a little adjustment
On the top of the head
[D]

[Verse 6]
[A]
It was [D]an attitude adjust[B]ment
Now she [E]loves on me [A]all the [D]time
Just an attitude adjust[B]ment
She got [E]a whole new frame of [A]mind
[D]She don't nag
And I don't beg
[G]And we get along and [Bb]like I said
[D]Just an atti[A]tude [D]adjust[B]ment
Oh [E]everything's [A]just fin[D]e

[Verse 7]
Well almost
[D]
She called the cops to take me in
[A]And I [G]said you're never gonna do it friend
[D]And they jus[E]t smiled
And said "Oh Yes We [A]Will"
Now [D]a stick to the head
And some kicks in the chin
And a [G]several bites from Rin Tin [D]Tin
And [A]I couldn't wait to get into t[D]hat jail

[Verse 8]
[D][A]
It was [D]an attitude adjust[B]ment
Oh I [E]went along [A]peace[D]fully
Attitude adjust[B]ment
Oh they [E]made me clearly [A]see
Cause my [D]head is black
And my legs are blue
And [G]both knee caps are bent [A]clean through
It was [D]an attitude [B]adjustment
It made my [E]whole [A]outlook brand [D]new
Just a attitude adjust[B]ment
It made [E]my whole [A]outlook brand new

[Outro 1]
[D][A][D]