Assholes Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[G]You buy
me din[Em]ner when I'm i[G]n [Em]town[G]
Talk about [Em]records that [G]you know[Em][D]
Lay the friendship card [C]upon me
and out [G]the door[Em][G][Em]
[G]Somebody sai[Em]d we hurt your feeling[G]s
[Em]with[G] our little [Em]dirty jokes[G][Em]
[D]Then you accused us of [C]stealing
back [G]our soul[Em][G][Em][D]
Then you say that we're
the [C]as [D]sholes
'Cause we bitched about
[C]the[Bm] hassles
While you're sleeping [G]in [Am]your castles
[G]And we're still [Em]riding down
[G]the road[Em][G][Em][G][Em][G]
[Em]I hear you're all of[G]fended[Em][G]
by the [Em]letters that I wro[G]te[Em]
[D]It's just a shame it hadn't end[C]ed
long [G]ago[Em][G][Em][G]
Then [Em]you sicked your
lawyers [G]on [Em]me[G]
Told [Em]them to go for [G]the throat[Em][D]
And you just sat back [C]and watched
them have [G]a go[Em][G][Em][D]
Then you say that we're the [C]as [D]sholes[C]
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But I never would [C]deny we have
our share of [G]the blame to absor[C]b[G]
[D]But when you say that you're the[C] reason
for the things that we've [Bm]achieved
I want [G]to kick down [Am]your door[G]
You like [Em]to say that we're the
[G]as [Em]sholes[G]
As if we some[Em]how done
[G]you wrong[Em][D]
We just do what [C]we have to, to carry [G]on
[Em]I'm [G]sure[Em] you[G]'ll find[Em]
another as[G]shole[Em][G]
To re[Em]place us for a song
[G]You[Em]'ll kee[D]p your office and expense[C]
account and [G]we'll keep [C]traveling [G]along[D]
When you say that we're all [C]as sholes
[D]Guess it'd be useless to den[C]y[Bm]
I'm just saying you're [Am]the reason

[Outro 1]
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