Argy Bargy - Radio Commercial Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Okay everybody, pay attention,
[F#m]this is an important message.
I haven't got [D]long, I wanted an hour
but people have been messing
me about all [C]day.[G]
[C]I'm gonna tell you that if you don't
[Em]buy this record,
you'll be making the [F]gravest
mistake of your life.
You're saying to [D]yourself,
what grave mistake [G]will I be making?
I'm [F#m]gonna tell you
what grave mistake you'll be making.
[D]You'll be missing out on listening
to the most incred[C]ible band,
no, no not band,
let's [Em]say the most incredible
conglomerate [F]of geniuses,
ever to put [F#m]wax their discs on record.
[G]I w[Am]ant you to go out and buy this record.
[F]I'm not going to tell
you who it's by yet,
I'm going to tell you [C]some more about it.
It's [G]got the most fantastic guitar,
fant[C]astic keyboards,
incredible drums,
[G]interesting bass,
best lyrics [F]you've ever heard
since Bob Dylan,
Randy New[C]man and Marks put together.
I want to tell you that if you [G]don't buy this,
you probably won't [F]im prove your life
by [G]any means [Am]whatsoever. And the name of [G]the band,
you're waiting for it,
I'm going to tell you now,
brace [F#m]yourself, it's Squeeze!
[D]And the name of the record
is Argy Bargy,
not Aggie Baggie
as some people call [C]it.
People who call it that generally
did[Em]n't go to school
and are fairly stupid
[F]say it's R .G. Bar G
[D]on A &M Records [G]and Tate.
Available at [D]Listening Booth,
We Three Records,
Peaches and Sam Goodies.