Always Tell the Voter What the Voter Wants to Hear Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][D][Em]
Welcome to Nev[Bm]er Mind

[Verse 1]
[Em]The Ballots.
The phone lines are now [B]open.
[Em]If you'd like [Bm]to put a ques
[Em]tion to the candidates
The number [Bm]to ring is oh five th[Em]ree tw[D]o se[Em]ven
seven [Bm]nine six [Em]four [Bm]three[B][Em]
You want jobs? I've got jobs!
Hospitals? Top of my list!
Tax cuts and platform shoes
For every small businessman
Just give me your [G]vote[D][Em][G][D]
Just give me your [Em]vote
Schools, prisons? Of course we'll
build them!
Condoms for the American GIs!
Nuclear reactors breed like rabbits
Police oppression? You can have it, sir!
Just give me your [G]vote[D][Em][G][D]
Put your cross in [Em]the box

[Verse 2]
Hello, [Em]we've got our first
caller.
You're name's Martin. Hello Martin.
[D]You[Em] listened to our stated policy.
Well Martin to tell you the truth I
couldn't agree with you more.
It's outrageous, disgusting.
But unlike my colleague on my [B]right,
[Em]we're the part[B]y who say [Em]what we do, do what we say.
You can bank on us Martin.
[D]Good even[Em]ing, Shirley.

[Verse 3]
I'm so glad that you've rung.
The matter is as dear to
me as it is to you.
Give me four years and I'll get
right down to [D]it.
[Em]Because un[Bm]like my [Em]little balding colleague on my left,
we don't make promises we can't keep.
You still there, Martin? Good,
just one more thing. Give us your [G]vote[D][Em][G][D][Em]
You want houses? See me afterwards
Want my autograph? See
my bodyguard
Pre-election budget budget handouts
You want a war? No problem!
Just give me your vote
Just give me your [G]vote

[Outro 1]
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