All Your Kayfabe Friends Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Word is you slept in a weird position
and your [Em]back and your
shoulders are [F]aching.
I say my stom[G]ach is chewing its way out
from the inside 'cause I've [Em]gone
three days now [G]without [Bm]eating
I [G]died
on a cross
[Em]trainer,
getting [F]in shape for you.
I [G]fell
at [Em]the first[D]
[C]hurdle,
you tell me I [D]always [Dm]do.[Am]
You asked if I'd be [C]anyone from [D]his[Am]tory,
fact or [G]fiction, [D]dead [Am]or alive:
I said, [C]"I'd [Dm]be Tony [D]Cas[Am]carino, circa
[G][Dm][Bb][Bbm][Bb][F#aug][Bb][Bbm][Bb]
[C]1995".

[Verse 2]
We're feeling so [G]much more [C]content
knowing [G]where our allegiances [C]lie.
Since [G]our kayfabe[D]friends have [C]upped and left,
[G]you and I.

[Interlude 1]
[G][Em][G][F][G][Em][Bm]

[Verse 3]
[G]The time we spent around each
others' waist[Em]s,
the time spent expressing
[F]my distaste.
[G]With my eyes on a lightbulb I [Em]choose to
keep your [D]birthday present [C]for myself.
Blow candles, [G]your [D]ill health.
[C]I'm being pai[Em]d £35[G] an hour[C]
as a specialist [Em]foot fetish model,
[C]flatter my arches, I pi[G]rouette for them.
[C]I pick the angles,
[Em]hide my in[D]grown toenail.

[Verse 4]
[Am]You think you're the n[Dm]eedle
that [Am]drains the blood [G]dona[D]tion,
[Am]you're just a repetition [Dm]on an o[Am]ld,

[Interlude 2]
worn-out pin pin cushion.
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[Bb5][Bb][C]

[Verse 5]
We're feeling [G]so much more [C]content
knowing where [G]our allegiances [C]lie.
Since [G]our kayfabe[Dm]friends [D]have upp[C]ed and left,
[G]you and I.

[Verse 6]
As the [G]bus pull[D]s away,
[G]I stare at the[D] last field
[C]before we hit the city,
that emo[G]tional minefield
I seduced your ex-boyfriend,
to to help you [D]get over him,
you [C]found him more attractive,
it [G]helped you get over me.

[Interlude 3]
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[C]

[Verse 7]
We're feeling [G]so much more con[D]tent[C]
knowing where [G]our allegiances [C]lie.
Since [G]our kayfabe[D]friends [G]have upp[C]ed and left,
[G]you and I.

[Verse 8]
[D]In the [G]shower, I chew the [D]soap bar
[C]from the plastic, [G]the morning after.
[D]I love t[G]he look of e[D]mpathy in your eyes
[C]I love the look of l[G]ust between your thighs.

[Outro 1]
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