alcopollack Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]How does the drunkest
person [Dm]on the bus
[F]Wake up and manage to take
[C]such good care of [G]us?[C]
An honorable man that's
im[Dm]possible to hate
Even [F]though his laugh to joke ratio
[G]is about one and eight

[Verse 2]
[F]What is it about [Dm]him,
[C]wha[F]t sets him apa[Dm]rt?[F][C]
How does such a tiny per[Dm]son
[G]have such a big [Am]heart?
He only sometimes drops the [F]ball
Like [G]the six times he told
the bus to leave
When one of us was at a petrol station
shitting in a [C]bathroom stall
[G]

[Verse 3]
That's Dav[C]id Pollack, alco[Am]holic[F]
[Am]Real ded[G]ica[F]tion to inebri[G]ation
My [Am]friend David,
master of [F]kung [Em]fu[F]
We're [C]all singing this song
just to say [G]thank you
And one day we're gonna [F]get you back

[Verse 4]
He's [C]not a giant man but he repres
[Dm]ents some giant voices
[F]But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't
[G]make the greatest choices
He [C]might excel in tours and food,
but [Dm]he lacks a bit in tact
He told [F]Dexter that his band [Dm]sucks
and he [G]called Matt Freeman fat
[Am]

[Verse 5]
[F]
He pissed [C]off [G]Graffin and in[F]sulted [C]Tres
Cool's first wife [G]and [C]fiancée
That's how he lost Bad Re[G]ligion,
the Offspring
[C]Ran[Am]cid, Pennywise,
the [Em]Mad [F]Caddies, Rise Against
But [G]the one that hurt the most

[Verse 6]
must've been Green Day
[G]
[C]That's [Am]Alcopollack
[G], philanthro- folic
Grappa all [F]nighter, bar fight in[G]citer
My friend [Am]David,
for all your [F]ded[Dm]ication
This [C]song's for you to
show our appreci[G]ation
But why [F]do you always have to be

[Outro 1]
on vacation?
[F][C][Dm][C][Dm][C]
[Dm][G]