Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage Chords

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[Verse 1]
[Am]Hect[D]or[Am][D][G][C][Cdim][B]
[Em]Ormano is my [B]favorite [Am]boxer
He [Cm]goes smasho and [B]everyone cheers
[Am]He turns big men into
whimpering [D]cowards
He's so [Am]strong and how I ad
[D]ore [G]him[Cm][Cdim]

[Verse 2]
[B]But [Em]I'm so weak
So much [B]so that I'm afraid
[Am]To walk al[B]one down my street
I [Cm]know I'll never [B]be as brave
as [Am]Hector Ormano

[Verse 3]
[C]Hector Ormano is my
[D]fav[Am]orite box[D]er[Dm]
His smile is [E]so [C]white like ele
[Am]phant ivory
He's so [Dm]handsome [Cm]and[G]
all of his [Cm]girlfriends[G]
Are tall and blonde with
[Eb]hourglass curves

[Verse 4]
But I don't know [C#dim]many girls
And I certainly don't know
[Bbm]any girls like that
Even if [Ebm]I did I wo[B]uldn't be as
[Bb]cool as He[D#m]ctor O[C#]rmano

[Verse 5]
One summer day [B]I w[Ab]as s[Am]itting
[D]on the [Am]bridg[D]e[G]
[C]Looking [Cdim]at the w[B]ater below
When I [Em]heard [Eb]some [B]laug[Am]hter and
a famil[Cm]iar voice
[B]Coming from [Am]down the road
It was then that I saw and [D]my heart
nearly [Am]dropped[D]
[G]I saw Hector Ormano with some [Cm]friends
And as they ap[B]proached my mind
went [Em]blank[Eb][Am]
As [Cm]I struggled [B]to [Am]find the words
[D]I w[Am]as dy[D] i[Am]ng to[D] te[Bbdim]ll him