Add Me Chords

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[Verse 1]
[Am]I'm [D]a[Em][G][Am][D][Em]
loner
alone with neur[Bm]oses and hate
[Am]Anger is a permanent [Em]character [D]trait
My [Em]letter bombs are primed
and [Bm]ready to send
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me as a [Em]friend?

[Verse 2]
I'm a [Em]wound- up whiner
with a [Bm]fetish for guns
I'm [Am]almost 50 and I [Em]live with my [D]Mum
I [Em]hope my nude picture [Bm]doesn't offend
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me
as a [Em]friend?[B]

[Verse 3]
[Em][Chorus]
Add me, [Bm]add me
My [Am]mother says she wished
she'd never [Em]had [D]me
[Em]Add me, [Bm]add m[Am]e[D][Em][G]
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me as a [Em]friend?

[Verse 4]
I'm [Em]a recovering alcoholic,
I [Bm]rarely leave my room
[Am]Peeping through the curtains
in my [Em]dog cost[D]ume
The [Em]voices in my head, aah,
they'll [Bm]get me in the end
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me as a [Em]friend?

[Verse 5]
I'd [Em]really like to mail you
the [Bm]picture that I drew
[Am]It's Kylie's body but the [Em]head is [D]you
I've [Em]asked you sixty times before
I'm [Bm]asking you again
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me as a [Em]friend?[B]

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 6]
[Chorus] [Em]here's a
picture of me in
my [Bm]Nazi uniform
Doing a [Am]trick with an egg
that I [Em]like to perform
[D]At a mon[Em]ster truck rally that
my [Bm]Mum and me attend
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me as a [Em]friend?

[Verse 7]
I've [Em]added Britney and
Paris and [Bm]you and Tom
I'm going to [Am]find your address
so I can [Em]visit you at [D]home
I [Em]don't like people but I
[Bm]think I could pretend
[Am]Would you like to [D]add me
as a [Em]friend?
[B][Chorus]

[Outro 1]
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