A Ballad Of Cowell Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Sim[Bm]on Co[F#m]well[G][A][D]
is like a [Bm]sanitary towel
He's a [F#m]bloody disgrace
[G]to the human [A]race
He takes a [D]karaoke singer,
she [Bm]often is a minger
He [F#m]put s her on a stage,
[G]but now she's all the[A] rage
Si[D]mon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole
[D]Simon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole[A]
[D]Simon Cowell, he takes the [Bm]piss out of you
To [F#m]watch the X Factor,
[G]I'd rather sniff some [A]glue
He's no [D]ordinary bloke,
he [Bm]dresses like a joke
He's in the [F#m]public eye,
[G]I wish he'd fucking d[A]ie
Si[D]mon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole
[D]Simon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole
[A][D][G][Dm][D][G][A][D][G][D]
[G][A]
Si[D]mon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole
[D]Simon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole[A]
Si[D]mon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole
[D]Simon Cowell, you are an [G]arsehole[A]

[Outro 1]
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