99 Biker Friends Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[A][D][A][G][A][D][A]

[Verse 1]
[D]Such a big man,
[A]such a little chick.
[G]I think it all goes bac[A]k to your tiny
[D]Pick-up truck truck in the [A]driveway,
With [G]a sticker on the window
[A]"Rest in Peace [D]Number 3".
Tell all your friends
[A]How you put her in her [G]place.
7 pounds of makeup
Just to [A]hide her beat up [G]face.
Such a pretty face.
[A]

[Verse 2]
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap
her [G]around.[A]
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such
a good girl [G]down.[A]
She's wearing [G]shades
Be[A]hind [Bm]the tinted glas[G]s.
And I've [D]got 99 biker friends
[A]That wanna kick your
[D]ass.
[A][G][D][A][D][A]

[Verse 3]
[D]
Tell her that you're sorry.
[A]Blame it on the beer.
[G]Your dad was mean to you.
[A]Your friends think you're an ass[D]hole
And [A]I do too.
[G]Over [A]compensating for
your small shoes.
[D]Taking her away,
[A]but you won't say when.
[G]Hold her in your arms,
Tell her [A]this won't happen [G]again.
When will this [A]end? Well
[D]It

[Verse 4]
takes a tough man [A]to slap
her [G]around.[A]
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such
a good girl [G]down.[A]
She's wearing [G]shades
Be[A]hind [Bm]the tinted glas[G]s.
And I've [D]got [A]99 biker friends
That wanna kick [Bm]your ass.

[Verse 5]
I wish Bruce [A]Lee was here right now
[G]With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck [Bm]Chuck Norris is still [A]alive,
So let's [G]call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
[A]All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
Let's [G]get the A-Team,
50 [A]Cent with his bling-bling,
And And a [Bm]couple of prison guards.
[G]

[Verse 6]
It [D]takes a tough man [A]to slap
her [G]around.[A]
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good
girl [G]down.[A][D][A][G][A]
She's wearing [Bm]shades
Be[A]hind [D]the tinted gla[G]ss.
And I've [D]got 99 biker friend[A]s
That wanna kick [D]your ass.
[A][G]

[Verse 7]
[A]Start running now[D].[A][G]
[A]We're gonna kick your ass[D]!