13 stitches Chords

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[Verse 1]
The first [G]time I saw the [A]Descendants,
[C]they were the fastest band I'd ever [G]seen
No one in the crowd really [A]cared for them,
we were wait[C]ing for the Alley Cats to [G]play
Af[D]ter a couple months I [E]heard Kabuki Girl,
on [C]Rodney on the Roq late Sunday [G]night
That was [D]enough, for me I hopped [E]the bus,
to Licorice [C]Pizza and bought my [D]all time favorite record

[Verse 2]
[G]The next time I went to [A]the Whiskey,
it was [C]DOA with Millions of Dead [G]Cops
The latter band played faster
than I [A]could believe
But [C]the songs sounded the same
and kinda [G]sucked
'Cept [D]John Wayne was [E]a Nazi,
[C]and Joey Shithead was a d[G]runk
[D]Then John Macias beat some [E]hippie to a pulp,
'cause [C]having long hair was a mistake

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 3]
The [G]third time I went to the [A]hospital,
I [C]needed 13 stitches in my [G]head
I managed to catch about [A]6 rounds of Ill Repute,
then some [C]suicidal threw me into [G]a post
My [D]girlfriend started to cry 'cause we [E]had to
leave before [C]DRI played fifty lousy [G]songs
My [D]blood stained shirt smelled
of clove [E]ci garettes
But [C]it sure looked pretty cool after a wash
[G]