[12th Period:] Scandalous Scholastics Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am](Did you hear about
Travis?)
(No, what?)
(I heard he's been hooking
up with a teacher!)
(Nice!)

[Verse 2]
And I can hear 'em [Am]talking in the hallways
[Em]I'm alwa[Am]ys late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you
Now my name is on the lips of every
cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker [Em]room
[Am](legendary, baby!)

[Verse 3]
(Ah) I was just a [C]snotty-
nosed degenerate
[Am]With hit pass perfection
[Em]Dodgin' teachers down
to give my late ass detention
[C]Hardly a heartthrob but I mad[Am]e due
Using those same 'circle [Em]yes or no'
Notes I used in grade school
[C]Folded love letters with a [Am]tab
that read 'pull here'
Writin' back and [Em]forth
in notebooks for a full year
[C]I used to daydream abo[Am]ut Ms. Magnus
The [Em]type of fantasies you
feel guilty for having
But [C]who hasn't?
The only [Am]dif ference beside the age
[Em]Was the fact I acted on it
And who wouldn't?
A [C]schoolboy crush met
[Am]ma ture woman lust
And they hit it off [Em]so well
And I could tell the day she [C]asked me
To [Am]stay after class that it was all bad
But I just [Em]bit my lip and acted all mad
[C]The bell rang, cla[Am]ss dismissed
The door [Em]shut and her skirt went
up (That's a fact!)
And I [Am]can hear 'em

[Verse 4]
[C]talking [Am]in the hall
[Em]ways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for [Am]lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from
[Em]you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the [C]lips of every
[Am]cheerleader [Em]in my school
Now I'm a le[Am]gend in the locker
[Em]room (legendary, baby!)

[Verse 5]
We gave [C]a brand new meaning
To [Am]'after- school special'
The second that our lips touched
[Em]She kissed my ribs
And counted [C]each one out loud
[Am]I tried my hardest not to gigg[Em]le
But I couldn't 'cause it tickled so much
[C]She pulled my [Am]pants to half- mast
I said, [Em]'hurry, Miss Sin
You gonna make me late for math class.'
[C]The way she praised my [Am]balls
was vicious
[Em]Now that's what I like to call sacrilegious
[C]One time became [Am]twenty times
Before we [Em]knew it
We stopped caring about
where we would do it
From the [C]classroom [Am]to the
bathroom
And when all [Em]the students
was gone
We'd even do it in the staff room
[C]From F's to A's in [Am]less than three days
Now [Em]the underachiever's the one
with the best grades
Made the [C]third floor shake without
[Am]breakin' a sweat
Goddamn,
it felt good to be the teacher's pet

[Verse 6]
And I can hear 'em [Am]talking in the hall[Em]ways
(let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for [Am]lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from
[Em]you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the [C]lips of every
[Am]cheerleader [Em]in my school
Now I'm a [Am]le gend in the locker ro[Em]om
[C](legendary, baby!)
(Ah) Goodness gracious, [Am]accusations

[Verse 7]
[Em]Started
flyin' through the building
Cruel as school children
[C]This isn't how it was sup
[Am]posed to be
Reminis[Em]cing don't stand
so close to me
And if it's [C]mostly my fault
for let[Am]ting this shit happen
But I [Em]couldn't resist a little
adolescent bragging
[C]I mean, after all I was [Am]only fifteen
And she was [Em]showing me things
My virgin eyes had never seen
[C]Never forget the little mee[Am]ting she called
But when she saw my re[Em]action
It made her appalled
[Am]So basically what you're sayin' is
If I don't keep tappin' that ass
Then you ain't gonna let me pass
[C]Psh, some punishment, lad[Am]y
And as I turned towards the door
I looked back
She had her [Em]clothes on the floor
[Am]Needless to say I passed
with flying colors
But my teacher was my best friend's
mother (damn)

[Verse 8]
And I can hear 'em [C]talking [Am]in the hall
[Em]ways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for [Am]lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from
[Em]you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the [C]lips of every
[Am]cheerleader [Em]in my school
Now I'm a [Am]le gend in the locker
[Em]room (legendary, baby!)
And I can [Am]hear 'em

[Verse 9]
[C]talk[Am]ing in the h[Em]all
ways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for [Am]lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from
[Em]you (so sexy)
Now my name is [Am]on the li[C]ps of every
[Am]cheerleader [Em]in my school
Now I'm a le[Am]gend in the locker
[Em]room (legendary, baby!)

[Verse 10]
And I can hear 'em [Am]talking in the [Em]hallways
(let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for [Am]lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from
[Em]you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the [Am]lips of every
cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a le[Am]gend in the locker
room (legendary, baby!)
Ah!