1-900 L.l. Cool J Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Yo[G][Am][G][Am][G][Am][G][Am]
[A]"Hello [Am]1- 90[G]0- LL Cool J?"[Am]
Yeah whats up? "Can you please bust
a funky rhyme for me?"
[G]Yeah I can do [Am]that, check this one out [G]honey
[Am]

[Verse 2]
[G]I motivate, accelerate
[Am]Deva[G]state, and dominate
[Am]I don't smoke crack so[G]
I won't lose weight
[Am]Give [A]me the {pussy} and the [Am]money
and the mic and I'm straight
Go to a [G]restaurant, give [Am]me steak
Then cook my chicken with
Shake'n'Bake
I leave all the [G]preaching
to Reverend [Am]Flake
How much money [G]can
one black man [Am]make?
I'm [G]what's known as
a true dynam[Am]iter
I write rhymes [G]fast without a type[Am]writer
Go [G]with the flow, but no,
I'm not a [Am]biter
Can't compare [G]a cock- a-
[Am]roach and a spider
Hell, you might as well get
a glass of punch
Cause you're biting my lyr[G]ics like a Nestle [Am]Crunch,
huh
[G]And biting m[Am]y rhymes ain't slick
I got your gold teeth [G]marks
all over [Am]my
Complica[G]tions [Am]and aggravation
An unne[G]cessar[Am]y- sation
[G]I'm like Sunkist, good vibra[Am]tions
Your al- blum, sounds like a compilation
Cool [G]out, grab a [Am]seat and listen,
Cause I'ma start dismissing
[G]Sucker MC's who's
out there front[Am]ing
Talking all that yang,
yo you [G]smoking something
[Am]Should of treated me royal[G],
yo he wasn't [Am]loyal
Now it's all [G]about chaos [Am]and turmoil
Gimme that microphone
I'ma show you the real meaning
of the [G]danger [Am]zone[G]
[Am]Yo

[Verse 3]
"Hello is this [G]1- 900- LL Cool J?"
[Am]Yeah whats[G] up? "Can you tell me what[Am] you
do when you're cooling out?"
Yo [G]check this out
[Am]Now

[Verse 4]
when I'm cooling [G]out,
no time [Am]for a granny
Just a fly [G]girl in t- [Am]shirt and panties
[G]"Can LL ?" Man, [Am]can he?
I tell you [G]what, give [Am]up the fanny
Cause on a [G]bedroom [Am]tomb, J swift
Not too big, but nothing to play with
In addition, you on a mission
You need to audi[G]tion for
another posi[Am]tion
Doing damage is a [G]crew tradi[Am]tion
Name your next [G]al- blum intermission
[Am]You're full of preservatives,
plus,
You're too conser[G]vative[Am]
I'm full of [G]flair, [Am]sa vor faire,
debonair
There's no competition, for this here
So don't [G]waste your time
[Am]and breath
I'm giving you [G]all a big [Am]F
[G]MC's I envelop,[Am]
As the song goes [G]on,
the rhyme devel[Am]ops
I'm Asiat[G]ic, acrobatic,
[Am]charismatic
You don't want [G]no stat[Am]ic
Anyway, I ain't having it!
When I see the microphone,
I'm grabbing it
Plug it in and take charge
[G]LL [Am]XL, Xtra- Large
Know what I'm [G]saying? [Am]Peace
Hello? Hello whats up [G]girl?
[Am]How you doing

[Verse 5]
girl? I been trying to
[G]call you all day
Word [Am]up I was ta[A]lking to[G]
LL he was kicking
Some [Am]mo' h[G]yped up rhymes to me
Word, [A]I spoke to him today too,
[G]them rhymes was [Am]pumping
Well not [G]to cut [Am]you short but I gotta
go cause [A]my man is [G]here
Alright
[Am]See- ya