tiger woods chords and lyrics - DAN BERN

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[Intro 1]
[Em]
[D][Em]
[D]I got big [Em]balls,

[Verse 1]
[F#m]big old [Em]balls
Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir,
and on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs

[Verse 2]
My balls are as big as small dogs
[G]Well, it ain't braggin' [C]if it's true
Yes sir, [Em]yes sir,
it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was [D]cassius [Em]clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And some[G]times I wish I was [C]Tiger Woods

[Verse 3]
Tiger Woods, [Em]Ti ger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

[Verse 4]
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
[Em]I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down
on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all
To one day go down
on Madonna

[Verse 5]
And when my friend was [Em]thirty- four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel

[Verse 6]
And ever since he's been depressed
[Em]
'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just
shake their heads
And say too soon, too
soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And [G]it ain't braggin' [C]if it's true

[Verse 7]
Yes sir, [Em]yes sir,
it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too
[D]many fight[Em]s
And left his brain inside the ring

[Verse 8]
And some[G]times I wish I
was [C]Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, [Em]Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

[Verse 9]
If certain [D]girls don't
look at [Em]you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't [D]look at [Em]you
It just means they're ignoring you

[Verse 10]
How can you know, how can you know
[Em]
Which is which, who's doin' what
I guess that you can [D]ask [Em]'em
Which one are you, [D]baby?
[Em]Do you

[Verse 11]
like me or are you ig[D]noring [Em]me?
Do you like me or are you ig
[D]noring [Em]me?
Do you like me or are you

[Verse 12]
ignoring me?
[Em]And all you need to do that
is one big pair of [D]big [Em]balls
Balls as big as grapefruits, balls
as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine but even
though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger,
even bigger

[Verse 13]
Big as the wheels [Em]on a tractor
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Big as the state of [D]Kansas
[Em]Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, [D]Tiger [Em]Woods[C]