Those Crazy Christians chords and lyrics - BRAD PAISLEY

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[Intro 1]
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[G][D]
[A][D]
[G][Bm][D][F#m][D][G]
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[Verse 1]
[D]Those crazy Christians,
I was gonna [G]sleep in [D]today
But the church [Bm]bells woke me [A]up and
they're a [G]half a mile [D]away
Those crazy Christians,
dressed up [G]drivin' down [D]my street
Get their [G]weekly [Bm]dose of [A]guilt before
they [G]head to Applebee's

[Verse 2]
They [A]pray before they eat and they
[G]pray before they snore
They [D]pray before a football game
and [Bm]every time they [A]score
[F#m]Every untimely [A]passing,
every [G]dear departed soul
Is [D]just another good excuse
to [Bm]bake a casserole
[A]Those crazy Chris

[Verse 3]
[D]tians,
go and [G]jump on some air[D]plane
And fly [Bm]to Africa or [A]Haiti,
risk their [G]lives in [D]Jesus' name
No, they ain't the late
[G]night party [D]kind
[Bm]They curse the devil's whis[A]key
while they [G]drink the Savior's wine

[Verse 4]
A [A]famous TV preacher has
[G]a big affair and then
[D]One tearful confession and he's
[Bm]born again [A]again
Someone yells hallelujah and
[G]they shout and clap and sing
It's like they [D]can't wait to forgive
someone for [Bm]just about anything
[A]Those crazy Christia[G]ns[Bm]
[D][G][D][Bm][A][G]
[Bm]

[Verse 5]
[A]
[D]Instead of being outside
on this [G]sunny afternoon
[D]They're by the[Bm] bedside of a s[A]tranger
[G]in a cold hospital room
[A]And every now and then they meet
[G]a poor lost soul like me
Who's [D]not quite sure just who
or what or [Bm]how he ought [A]to be
They march him down the aisle and then
the nex[G]t thing that you know
They [D]dunk him in the water and here comes [Bm]an
other one of [A]those crazy Chris[G]tians
[Bm][A]

[Verse 6]
[D]
They look to [G]heaven their whole [D]life
And I [Bm]think what if they're [A]wrong [G]but
what if [Em]they're [A]right[G][D][G]
You know it's [D]funny,
much as I'm [G]baffled by it [D]all
If I [Bm]ever really [A]needed help,
well [G]you know who I'd call
Is those crazy [D]Christians

[Outro 1]
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