Taking My Ball chords and lyrics - EMINEM

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[Verse 1]
[Em]Yo... Dre, Man
Make my vocals sound sexy
Come on [B]man, come on man, okay

[Verse 2]
It [Em]feels so wrong cause it feels so right
But its all right, its [A]ok with [Em]me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need [A]nobody to
play with [B]me
But if you [Em]just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance [G]the way I dance
[A]But don't nobody wanna
[B]play with me so I'm

[Verse 3]
Taking My Ball and going [B]home,
home

[Verse 4]
I'm that [Em]guy man
Shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt
muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in ya shirt,
jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl
Now lets cuddle
Blood curdling your gurgling
on your blood
What I do for my next trick
Im feeling won- der- ful
I think I might just do something
a little less subtle
Shove a fucking tonka truck
up a little kids butthole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath
slash
Ambassador of the valentines day
massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
And leave her laying a blood bath
While I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her
In my spiderman mask man
Just imagine the fun I can
have with a strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make
the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachio's damn,
I'd like to have some
Laying on the patio man, rolling a [B]fat one

[Verse 5]
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
[B]
God damn man are you
that much of an asshole

[Verse 6]
It [Em]feels so wrong cause it feels so right
But its all [A]right, its ok with [Em]me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need [A]nobody to
play with [B]me
But if you [Em]just give me a chance

[Verse 7]
I can put you in [Em]a trance the way [G]I dance
[A]But don't nobody wanna
[B]play with me [Bm]so I'm
[B]Taking My Ball and going home, home

[Verse 8]
I'm like [Em]Houdini
Tuck my teenie eenie weenie
between each
One [G]of my thigh[Em]s and make it
disappear like a genie
Make the shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini,
believe me homie
You don't know the meaning
of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
I'm trying to maneuver the hoover
up in your poop shoot
Dont move or ya might get it stuck
so fucking far up in your uvula
You aint gonna know what he was
tryna do to ya gluteus
Totally tubular sniffing glue through
a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier
Weenier smoothered in peanut
butter putting
On a tube of ya eye shadow and man
it look nice
You should've seen it mother

[Verse 9]
I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa [Em]card
Then I'll go meet Mischa Barton
with [B]a Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie-
o- Donnell's
With McDonald's jump on her lap
and watch the Sopranos

[Verse 10]
It [Em]feels so wrong cause it feels so right
But its all [A]right, its ok with [Em]me
I'll do my steps all by myself

[Verse 11]
I don't [Em]need [A]nobody to
play with [B]me
But if you [Em]just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way [G]I dance
[A]But don't nobody wanna
[B]play with me [Bm]so I'm
Taking [B]My Ball and going home, home

[Verse 12]
Shady [Em]what are you doing
chewing on a human
Grab an alu[G]minum bat [Em]hit Heidi Klum in the back,
BOOM!
Assuming the fact that
dudes in the back room
Using the bathroom vacuum
and a racoon
Skewing a rat a cat screwing
a baboon
You shouldn't ask what is he
doing with that broom
You should be glad he ain't leave
you full of stab wounds
You in a trance,
I'm back doing my dance ooh
But their afraid I might get Sarah
Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathing suit
and take her para sailing

[Verse 13]
Shady why [Em]you gotta pick on the lady for
Why you make her read 84 bed
time stories to you in baby talk?
Cause I'm scared there's
monster's under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juice
box under my bassinet
No won[B]der my ass is wet my diaper
needs to be changed
You like graffiti dike,
well I can pee pee and write your name

[Verse 14]
It [Em]feels so wrong cause it feels so right

[Verse 15]
But [Em]its all [A]right, its ok with [Em]me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need [A]nobody to play with [B]me
But if you [Em]just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way [G]I dance
[A]But don't nobody wanna
[B]play with me [Bm]so I'm
[B]Taking My Ball and going home, home

[Verse 16]
[Em]Fine nobody wants to play with me
Fuck you then bitch!
You guys are always mean
to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum
in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me...
make me sad I'm [B]sad
I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
[Em]I'm going' tell my mom...

[Outro 1]
mom...
[Em][Em][B]
[Em]