Step Right Up chords and lyrics - TOM WAITS

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[Intro 1]
[Am][A][B][G][Am][Bm][B][B][Bm]
[A][Am][Bm][B][G]

[Verse 1]
Step [Am]right up,
[B]step right up,[B] ste[G]p right [Am]up[G][B]
Everyone's a winner
[G], bargains [Am]galore[B]
That's right,
you too can be [G]the proud owner
Of [Am]the quality goes in before [B]the name
[B]goes [G]on[Am][A]
[G]One-tenth of

[Verse 2]
of a dollar,
one-tenth of [A]of a dollar
[Bm]We g[A]ot ser[G]vice after sales[G]
[Am]How 'bout perfume? W[Bm]e got pe[B]rfume,
how 'bout an engage[Bm]ment [G]ring?
[Am]Something for the little lady,
something [G]for the little lady
Something for the little [G]lady, hmm

[Verse 3]
[Am]Three for a dollar
[B]We got a year-end cle[G]arance,
clearance, we [Am]got our white sale
And our [B]smoke-damaged furniture, furniture,
[G]you can drive [Am]it away [B]today
Act [B]now, [Bm]act now a[A]nd r[B]eceive as our gift,
[G]our gift to you
[Am]They come in all colors,
one [B]size fits [G]all[Am]
No muss, no fuss, [G]no spills,
you're tired of kitchen [G]drudgery
[Am]Everything must [A]go, going [Am]out of business,
[A]going out of business
Going [Bm]out of business [A]sale

[Verse 4]
Fifty percent off original retail price,
[G]skip the middle [Am]man
[B]Don't settle for less
[G]How do we do it? How[Am] do we do it?
Volume, [B]volume, turn up the [A]volume[G]
[Am]Now you'[B]ve heard it ad[G]vertised,
[G]don't hesitate
[Am]Don't be caught with[B]
your drawers down
Don't be caught [G]with your drawers down
You [Am]can step right up,
[B]step right up[G][C]

[Verse 5]
[Am]That's right, it filets, [A]it chops,
[B]it dices, slices
Never [G]stops, last[Am]s a lifetime,
mows your [B]lawn
And it mows [B]your lawn [Bm]and it picks
[A]up the kids from school
It gets rid [G]of unwanted facial hair
It [G]gets rid of embarrassing [Am]age spots
It delivers a [B]pizza and it
[G]lengthens [Am]and it strengthens
An[G]d it finds that slipper
that's been [G]at large
Under the [Am]chaise lounge
for several [G]weeks
[C]And[G] it plays a mea[Am]n Rhythm Master
It makes [B]excuses for unwanted
lip[G]stick on your collar
[Am]And it's only a dollar,
[G]step right up[B][G]
[Am]It's only a dollar, step [B]right up
'Cause [G]it forges your sig

[Verse 6]
[Am]nature
If [G]not com[B]pletely satisfied,
mail [G]back unused por[Am]tion of product
For [B]complete refund of price
[G]of purchase
Step [Am]right up
[B]Please

[Verse 7]
allow thirty days
for [Bm]de livery
[B]Don't be fooled [Am]by
cheap imitations
[B]You can live [G]in it, live in it,
laugh [Am]in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep [G]in it
Live in it, swim [C]in it, laugh [G]in it,
love [Am]in it
Removes embarrassing stains from con
[B]tour sheets [G]that's right
[C]And it entertains visiti[Am]ng relative[C]s[B]
[G]It turns [Am]a sandwich into a banqu[B]et

[Verse 8]
Tired [G]of being the life of the party?
[Am]Change your shorts, [Bm]change [B]your life,
change [Bm]your life
[G]Change into [Am]a nine-year-old Hi[G]ndu Hindu Hindu boy,
get [A]rid of your wife
[G]And it [Am]walks your dog and[G]
it doubles on [G]sax
Doubles [Am]on sax,
[A]you can jump [Bm]back Jack
[B]See you later alligator,
[A]see you later [G]alligator
[C]An d it steals [Am]your [G]car
[C]It gets rid

[Verse 9]
of your gambling debts,
[G]it quits smoking
[D]It's a friend, [Am]it's a com[G]panion
It's the only product
you will [A]ever [G]need
Follow [Am]these easy assembly instruction
[G]s, it never needs [B]ironing
[Am]Well, it takes weights off hips,[C]
bust, thigh[C]s, [G]chin, midriff
Gives [Am]you dandruff and[B] it finds you a job,
[B]it [G]is a j[Am]ob[G]
And it strips the phone company [G]free,
take ten [Am]for five exchange
[C]And it gives you den
[B]ture [Am]breath[C]
And you know it's [G]a friend and,
and it's a [Am]companion
[C]And it gets rid of your
[G]traveler[Am]'s checks

[Verse 10]
It's new, it's improved,
it's [B]old-fashioned
Well, Well, [G]it takes care of busi[Am]ness
Never needs winding, never needs winding,
never needs wind[B]ing
[Am]Gets rid o[C]f blackheads,
heartbreak, [A]or [G]psoriasis
Christ, you don't [Am]know the
meaning of heartbreak, buddy
[C]C'mon, c'm[G]on, c'mon,
[Am]c'mon[G]

[Verse 11]
'Cause it's effective, [G]it's defective,
[Am]it creates house[G]hold odors
[C]It [G]dis[Am]infects, it's
sanitized for your protection
[G]It gives you an erectio[G]n,
it wins the election
[Am]Why put [G]up with painful
corns any longer[G]?
It's a redeemable [Am]coupon, no obligation
No [G]salesman will visit [G]your home
We got a jackpot, [B]jackpot, jackpot
[G]Prizes, prizes, [Am]prizes
All work guaranteed
[G]How do [Am]we do

[Verse 12]
it? How do we do it?
How do we do [B]it? How do we do it?
We need [C]your busi[G]ness,
[Am]we're going out of business[B]
We'll give [G]you the business
[Am]Get on the business end of our
going-out-of-business sale
sale
[Bm]sale
[G]sale
[Am]Receive [B]our free brochure,
[A]fre[G]e brochu[Am]re[G]
Read the easy-to-follow assembly
assembly as[G]sembly [Am]instructions
Batteries not [G]included[Am][G]
Send before midnight to[G]morrow,
terms avail[Am]able
Step [A]right [Bm]up, step right [G]up,
[Am]step right[B] up
You got it, [G]buddy,

[Verse 13]
[Am]
the large [B]print giveth
And the [G]small print [Am]taketh [G]away
Step right [G]up, [Am]you can step right up,
[Bm]you can step right up[G]
C'[Am]mon, step right [G]up
[G]Ah, get away from [Am]me kid,
you're botherin' [G]me
Step right [G]up, [Am]step right up,
[G]step right up,
[G]Ah, mmm, [Am]ah[G][G][Am]
[Bm][G][Am][G][G]
C'mon, [Am]c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up,
[Am]c'mon and step right up

[Outro 1]
C'mon and step right up