Kaiser Rolls chords and lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

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[Intro 1]
[D][Em][D][G][D][Em]
[G][D][Em][G][D][Em]

[Verse 1]
[G]This is a story,
[Em]tell it quic[G]k as I can[Em]
A [G]week [Em]ago, I met [G]a stumbler man
[Em]He stumb[G]led up, [Em]he said,
[G]"All I wanna [Em]know
[D]How far [Dm]the[D]
[Eb]hratche-plche Kaiser [C#]Rolls"

[Verse 2]
[D]I b[G]egged h[Em]is pardon
Should [G]have turned and [Em]ran
[G]So hard talk[Em]ing to a[G] stumbler
[Em]man
[G]He stumbled [Em]over,
and [G]over [Em]again
[D]"The Kaiser [Eb]hrat[Dm]che Roll
[Eb]s since time [C#]began"

[Verse 3]
[D]I r[G]aised my fing[Em]er from
[G]the center of my [Em]hand
Tried [G]to wave [Em]farewell to
[G]the stumbler [Em]man
[G]He slobbered [Em]'n puked (PUGH) in
[G]a garbage [Em]can
"The [D]Kaiser [Dm]hratche Rollin' might
[Eb]Raise some [C#]sand"[D][Eb][Dm][D][G][D][Dm][Bb]
[D][Em][D][G]
[D][Em][D][G][D][Em][D]
[Em]
Pushed him [G]aside [Em]as he
[G]was slowin' [Em]my plan
So [G]hard to under[Em]stand a real
[G]stumbler [Em]man
[G]Some stuff from his [Em]nose
Crawled over [C]his [Em]clothes, he said
[D]"Nobody [Dm]ever tells me which
[Eb]way he g[C#]oes"
[D]

[Verse 4]
[G]Kaiser [C]rolls 'n [D]rolls 'n roll[Em]s
[G]Kaiser [C]rolls, and [D]Kaiser roll[Em]s
Sur[G]prise to [F]me they ain't
[Dm]catched him [D]yet[E]
[D]How's about [Dm]a dollar for some [D]cigarette?

[Outro 1]
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