Holy horseshit, batman!! chords and lyrics - GYM CLASS HEROES

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[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
She reached her hand out with [F]a
pamphlet an[C]d I politely said "No, [Am]Ma'am"
I mean no disrespect and I [F]apologize
if this fuck[C]s up your program
[Am]You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying
but the [F]heat can turn water [C]to wine[Am]
Well if there's a hell below then we're
[F]all gonna' be just [C]fine.

[Verse 2]
So there [Am]I stood six feet in sin,
a walk[F]ing contradic[C]tion
But am I wrong [Am]for posing questions or am I
just an[F]other lost soul search[C]ing?
Then she gave me a [Am]look so unchristian
and told [F]she'd pray for my children
[C]I said "If[Em] you're so hol[Am]y you'll probably out- live me but if I bought
a [F]Je sus piece do you [Fm]think he'd forgive [C]me?"[Am]

[Verse 3]
Maybe I would be a [F]fool [C]to think.
[F]That somewhere in [Am]the sky's
a [F]place [G]for me.[F][Am]
What good would it be to [F]pray [C]for me?
You [F]won't save [C]me, don't [G]pray for [Am]me.

[Verse 4]
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Now I've never been religious,
[F]I'm just a big fan[C] of logistics.
[Am]And if it makes sense
then I'm all for [F]it.
I even pray if the [C]situation
calls for [Am]it.
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles,
[F]I try to answer without
[C]sounding [Dm]satirical.
I'm 3 years past my expira[E]tion [Em]and yet

[Verse 5]
i'm still fresher than a newborn
[Am]So I guess that's my explanation[F] but it's safe to say
[C]I've never seen [Am]a unicorn and I never chase rainbow[F]s
But I hear the [C]devil wears designer [Am]clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
[F]And for that matter,[C]
is he even [Dm]a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
[E]Only time wil[Em]l tell I'm just
relaying [Am]facts.

[Verse 6]
Maybe I would be a [F]fool to [C]think,
[F]Tha[Am]t somewhere in the sky's
[F]a place [Am]for me.
What good would it be to [F]pray for [C]me?
You [Dm]won't save me, don't [Em]pray for [F]me.

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 7]
{Instrumental} Maybe I would be [F]a
fool [C]to think,
[F]Tha[Am]t somewhere in the sky's
a [F]place [Am]for me.
What good would it be to [F]pray [C]for me?
You [F]won't [Am]save me,
don't pray [G]for [C]me.[F]
[Am]Maybe I would be a

[Verse 8]
[F]fool to [C]think,
[Dm]That somewhere in the sky's
[Em]a place for [Am]me.
What good would it be [F]to pray for [C]me?
You [Dm]won't save me,
don't [Em]pray for [Am]me.

[Outro 1]
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