Don't Count On Me chords and lyrics - NOFX

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[Verse 1]
[Em]Whenever you're in need
or just feeling [Eb]down
Remember [G]that I'm probably
on tour [D]in a differ[C]ent [C#]town
[C]If you're [Cm]in a bind or feeling
against a [Baug]wall[Bm]
Please [A]don't make me one of
[Am]the first [C]people that [D]you call
And I [C]mean this [D]very sincerishly

[Verse 2]
Don't count on [G]me [D]'cause
I'm the wor[Em]st[D]
If I'm [C]there it'll be a surprise
To [D]so many other friends
that I'd call [G]first

[Verse 3]
It's not that I don't [G]care
[D]I just don't car[Em]e very muc[D]h
'Cause I'm [C]either on the spectrum
or [D]just plain out of touch

[Verse 4]
That's who I [G]am, [D]it's what I d[Bdim]o[E]
I could [C]change if I wanted to,
but I don't
[D]

[Verse 5]
[G]
But if you [C]really need [D]someone
to count on
To bring you [G]stress,
to extin[D]guish happiness
[Em]And anxi[Bm]ety and dures[C]s
You can always count on [D]me

[Verse 6]
'Cause [G]I'm 'chalant, I'm
[D]in spiteful
[Em]I am bendable and [Eb]deployable
I'm a [C]cockroach in [G]a salad
[Em]I'm a no n[D]ame on a bal[Ebdim]lot
I'm [G]an empty diary
[D]As useful as [Em]a college degree[Eb]
[C]I put the[D] 'emo' in chemotherapy
So if [Cm]you ever really need
some one to be [D]there
Don't count [G]on me

[Verse 7]
[D]I know I had to [Em]live[D]
I was born [C]in the [D]beginning so I
[G]won't be there in the [D]end
So feel free [Em]to ca[D]ll me fr[C]enemy
[D]Just please don't call [G]me friend