dear abby chords and lyrics - DEAD KENNEDYS

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[Verse 1]
[G]Dea[D]r Abby,
[G]Got a problem. [C5]I'm a[G] decent, underpaid,
hardworking county coroner. It's
[C5]Import[G]ant that my family eat meat at least
three times [C5]a week. But we jus[Cm]t can't
[C5]Afford to with [G]the prices [C5]the way they are.
[G]So I bring home some choice cuts from my
Autopsy subjects. [D]Just mix [C5]in the Tuna
[G]Hel[D]per:and ta-da![G]
[D][G]

[Verse 2]
The whole family thinks [C5]my new [G]meals
are delicious. They [C5]ask [G]me what's
My secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious.
[C5]My smart-ass eight eight year-old keeps
[C]keeps
Asking, [C5]"Where's [G]all the meat? The red dye number
two kind that's kept in the fridge."

[Verse 3]
If they [D]find out the truth [C]I don't think they'll un[G]derstand. [D]Abby,
[G]wha[D]t do I tell
[Cm]My f[C5]amily?[Cm][Eb5][Cm][C5][C][D][C]
[G]DEAR [D]REA[G]GANOMICS VICTIM: Consult
your clergyman. Make sure the body's
Blessed and [D]everything
[G]should be jus[D]t fine
[F]